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You want to join our ranks? Obsession's what yoo'll need We're cheering, pumping fists We're roaring die-hard fans
Move! Get going! Get up you lazy geeks Fans! United! Marching in the streets Hold up the banners and support your favourite stars Adore those musicians, actors, sportsmen, racing cars
Don't mind who's your idol the main point is fun A Trek-Convention's just as crazy as a Jedi-Clan
A fetish is (A fetish is) My fanboy-dream (My fanboy-dream) An autograph, a panty Orgasm guaranteed
Fandom at random Choose your cult per day Fandom at random Freaks at play Fandom at random Cloned identities Worshipper's Syndrome? That's the least! That's the least!
Skip religion! Crusaders can go home Go keep your violence, holy war and pope! No church-fanaticism, no Scientology We are just devotees who love tolerance for free
Don't mind wh?'s your idol the main point is fun A Trek-Convention's just as crazy as a Jedi-Clan
A fetish is (A fetish is) My fanboy-dream (My fanboy-dream) An autograph, a panty Orgasm guaranteed
Fandom at random Choose your cult per day Fandom at random Freaks at play Fandom at random Cloned identities Worshipper's Syndrome? That's the least! That's the least!
No matter what you seek No matter what you like We share the same belief And we fight the same fight
A fetish is (A fetish is) My fanboy-dream (My fanboy-dream) An autograph, a panty Orgasm guaranteed
Fandom at random Choose your cult per day Fandom at random Freaks at play Fandom at random Cloned identities Worshipper's Syndrome? That's the least! That's the least!