Son of a Fridge An icy wind blew the day I was born The snow fell heavily, my hopes all seemed forlorn They threw my life into a chilling cold world Devoid of chances, still the wheel of fortune twirled
Never! I will defy! I will fight till the day that l die! They say I'm in a jam now I say: life's no apple pie! Mama - a nasty moll Daddy was a ham-acting clod Caught up in a mental deep-freeze I surely had to beat the odds!
Wanna be the top banana Now I'm just a rotten egg Cut the mustard, be the big cheese For your crumbs I'll never beg
Desperate – what could I do? Found that switch deep inside 'o my soul One flick shifts my condition Alters me from prey to cool
That's why they call me A Son of a fridge Father's a freak and My mother a bitch Don' mess around with The Son of a fridge Weird as a freak and As mean as a bitch
Cheese it! You bloody fool! Stand aside or I'll flick the switch
You're a beer short to a six-pack Don't mess with the son of a fridge Hey, girl! You look so cute! You break my heart and I can't resist Why do you turn away now? Tell me why do you look so pissed?
Cause I am the top banana Surely I'm a rotten egg Cut the mustard, I'm the big cheese For your crumbs I'll never beg Freeze you! I press the key I start trembling then I cease to move Feels like a god-damn brain-freeze Tricked myself, me nerdy goof
That's why they call me A Son of a fridge Father's a freak and My mother a bitch Don' mess around with The Son of a fridge Weird as a freak and As mean as a bitch
That's why they call me A Son of a fridge Father's a freak and My mother a bitch Don' mess around with The Son of a fridge Weird as a freak and As mean as a bitch