A Bouvier till her wedding day shots rang out and the police came mama laid me on the front lawn and prayed for Jackie's strength feeling old by 21 never thought my day would come my bridesmaids getting laid I pray for Jackie's strength make me laugh say you know what you want you said we were the real thing so I show you some more and I learn what black magic can do make me laugh say you know you can turn me into the real thing so I show you some more and I learn stickers licked on lunch boxes worshipping David Cassidy yeah I mooned him once on Donna's box she's still in recovery sleep-overs Beene's got some pot you're only popular with anorexia so I turn myself inside out in hope someone will see, will see
make me laugh say you know what you want you said we were the real thing so I show you some more and I learn what black magic can do make me laugh say you know you can turn me into the real thing so I show you some more and I learn I got lost on my wedding day typical the police came but virgins always get backstage no matter what they've got to say if you love enough you'll lie a lot guess they did in Camelot mama's waiting on my front lawn I pray I pray I said I pray for Jackie's Strength, Strength make me laugh say you know what you want you said we were the real thing so I show you some more and I learn