Area 69 It was a dark and dready night that a spaceship landed right in my back yard it shook my room and woke me up from a deep sleep from a cool dream, something bright a yellow light look a moonbeam so i stood up, i went to the window where i saw the pretty yellow light what a sight, what a fright to see an alien staring straight up at me
does it want to hurt me, could it only want my family should i offer it a kudo, or should i just go say hello
i walk out my backdoor up to it and stuck my hand right in the air with fear but i said to it hello and how are you well then it turned to me and i could see
that this alien was surely not a he and so i said i come in peace she said please make love to me
who am i to complain, i don't even have to ever know her name could my girlfriend ever know, that i screwed a ufo
i should've known right from the start that this e.t. bitch was to break my heart she had her own way she sucked my into her game she might as well just be a normal girl she smiled and waved and took off back to the milky way