Business Intro： Dr Dre： Marshall, sounds like an S.O.S.
Eminem： Holy wack auto lyrical lyrics Andre, you're fucking right!
Dr Dre: To the rap mobile, let's go!
Lady: Marshall! Marshall!
Eminem: Bitches and Gentleman! It's showtime! Hurry, hurry step right up! Introducing the star of our show, his name is...
Lady: Marshall!
Eminem: You wouldn't wanna be anywhere else in the world right now So without futher endo, I bring to you...
Lady: Marshall!
Verse #1: Your bout to witness hip hop in its Most pourest, most rawest form flow, almost flawless Most hardest, most honest, known artist Chip off the old block but old doc is back! Looks like Batman, brought his own Robin Oh god, Sadam's got his own Laden With his on private plane, his on pilot Set to blow college dorm room doors off the hinges Oranges, peach, pairs, plums, oranges *VRRM VRRM* Yeah, here I come My inches away from you, here fear none Hip hop is in a state of 911, so
Chorus 2x: Let's get down to business I don't got no time to play around with this diss Must be a circus in town that shut the shit down On these clowns, and I gotta witness
Dr Dre: Hell Yeah
Verse #2: Dre gotta move fast, gotta perform mirracles Gee willycores Dre, only bat syllables Look at all the bullshit that goes on in Gotham When I'm gone time to get rid of these rap criminals So, skip to your lou, while I do what I do best You ain't even impressed no more, you used to wait Flows too wet, nobody clost to wet Nobody says it was till everyone knows the shit The most hated on outta all those who say it hate it On an eighties songs and exagerate it all So much they make it all up There's no such thing Like a female with good looks who cooks and cleans It just means so much more to so much more People when you rapping and you know what for The show must go on, so I'd like to welcome ya'll To Marshall and Andre's carnival C'mon, now!
Chorus 2x:
Verse #3: It's just like old times, the dynamic duel Two old friends, why panic? You allready know whos capable, the two caped heroes Dial straight down the center 8 0 0 You can even call collect, the most feared duet Since me and Elton, play career russian roulett And never even seen me blinging get me busting a sweat People stepping over people just to rush to the set Just to get to see a MC who breathes so freely Ease over these beats, and be so breezy Jesus, how can shit be so easy How can one Sandra be so leavy Turn on these beats MC's dont see me Believe me, BET and MTV Your gonna agree when we leave, dawg fo sheezy Can't leave rap alone the game needs me 'Til we broke kids, get weird and disappear into the mountains Nothing but clowns down here But we, ain't fucking around round here Yo Dre!
Dr Dre: Whuddup?
Eminem: Can I get a hell yeah?
Dr Dre: Hell Yeah
Chorus 2x:
Outro:
Eminem: So there you have it folks
Lady: Marshall!
Eminem: Has come to save the day Back with his friend Andre And to remind you that bullshit does not pay Because
Lady: Marshall!
Eminem: And Andre are here to stay and never go away Until our dying day, until we're old and grey
Lady: Marshall!
Eminem: So until next times friends Same blonde hair, same rap channel Goodnight everyone, thank you for coming Your host for the evening