Drunk Girl At The Get Up Kids Show(Tattoo'z B-Day'z Azz Beatin'z) So I start tellin' him how my kid's dad has been trying to beat my ass for the whole like, two months. And I got a tattoo because it was my 23rd birthday and I got my ass beat the day before. So the dude who has his nose broken comes out and he's like, 'You're a fuckin' crackhead.'