MATRON(Spoken) The whole world's gone low-brow. Thing's ain't what they used to be.
VELMA(Spoken) They sure ain't, Mama. They sure ain't it's all gone.
(Singing) Whatever happened to fair dealing? And pure ethics And nice manners? Why is it everyone now os a pain in the ass? Whatever happened to class?
MATRON Class. Whatever happened to, 'Please, may I?' And, 'Yes, thank you?' And, 'How charming?' Now, every son of a bitch is a snake in the grass Whatever happened to class?
VELMA AND MATRON Class! Ah, there ain't no gentlemen To open up the doors There ain't no ladies now, There's only pigs and whores And even kids'll knock ya down So's they can pass Nobody's got no class!
VELMA Whatever happened to old values?
MATRON And fine morals?
VELMA And good breeding?
MATRON Now, no one even says 'oops' when they're Passing their gas Whatevcer happened to class?
VELMA
Class
VELMA AND MATRON Ah, there ain't no gentlemen That's fit for any use And any girl'd touch your privates For a deuce
MATRON And even kids'll kick your shins and give you sass
VELMA And even kids'll kick your shins and give you sass