Overture(And All That Jazz) Artist：Catherine Zeta-Jones/Renee Zellweger/Taye Di
[VELMA] Come on babe Why don't we paint the town? And all that Jazz
I'm gonna rouge my knees And roll my stockings down And all that jazz
Start the car I know a whoopee spot Where the gin is cold But the piano's hot
It's just a noisy hall Where there's a nightly brawl And all That Jazz
Slick your hair And wear your buckle shoes And all that Jazz
I hear that Father Dip Is gonna blow the blues And all that Jazz
Hold on, hon We're gonna bunny hug I bought some aspirin Down at United Drug I case you shake apart And want a brand new start To do that-
[VELMA AND COMPANY] Jazz
[COMPANY] Skidoo!
[VELMA] And all that Jazz
[COMPANY] Hotcha! Whoopee!
[VELMA] And all that Jazz
[COMPANY] Ha! Ha! Ha!
It's just a noisy hall Where there's a nightly brawl
[ALL] And all that jazz
[CASELY (spoken)] Listen, your husband ain't home, is he?
[VELMA (Spoken)] No, her husband is not at home.
Find a flask We're playing fast and loose
[ALL] And all that jazz
[VELMA] Right up here Is where I store the juice
[ALL] And all that jazz
[VELMA] Come on, babe We're gonna brush the sky I bet you luck Lindy Never flew so high 'Cause in the stratosphere How could he lend an ear to all that Jazz?
[COMPANY] Oh, you're gonna see your sheba shimmy shake
[VELMA] And all that jazz
[COMPANY] Oh, she's gonna shimmy 'till her garters break
[VELMA] And all that jazz
[COMPANY] Show her where to park her girdle Oh, her mother's blood'd curdle If she'd hear her baby's queer For all that jazz
[VELMA] And All that jazz Come on, babe Why Don't we paint The town? And all that jazz
[COMPANY] Oh, you're gonna see Your Sheba Shimmy shake And all that jazz
[VELMA] I'm gonna Rouge my knees And roll my Stockings down And all that jazz
[COMPANY] Oh She's gonna shimmy 'Till her garters Break And all that jazz
[VELMA] Start the car I know a whoopee spot Where the gin is cold But the piano's hot It's just a noisy hall Where there's a nightly brawl And all that jazz
[COMPANY] Show her where to Park her girdle Oh, her mother's blood'd Curdle If she'd hear Her baby's queer For all that jazz
[ROXIE (Spoken)] So that's it, huh Fred?
[CASELY (Spoken)] yeah, I'm afraid so, Roxie.
[ROXIE (Spoken)] Oh, Fred...
[GIRLS (Spoken)] Oh, Fred...
[CASELY (Spoken)] Yeah?
[ROXIE (Spoken)] Nobody walks out on me.
[CASELY (Spoken)] Sweetheart-
[ROXIE (Spoken)] Oh, don't 'sweetheart' me, you son-of-a-bitch!
[COMPANY] Hotcha! Whoopee! Jazz!
[ROXIE (Spoken)] Oh, I gotta pee!
[VELMA] No, I'm no one's wife But, Oh, I love my life And all that Jazz!