U Don't Wanna Be Like Me (You don't wanna be like me) [Monoxide Child] I can walk on water and freeze it on step one And then I'll stick my finger in it and melt it like it was hot sun
[Jamie Madrox] Well I can turn your Adam's apple into apple juice Start to strangle motherfuckers till their face turn blue
[Monoxide Child] I can be the world's greatest serial killer of all time And I'll end your fucking life at the drop of a dime
[Jamie Madrox] I can float above the clouds, way up in the sky And it's my choice if I live or die
[Monoxide Child] Or I can be the strange pizza man that always knocks twice And when you open up your door I give your motherfucking neck a slice
[Jamie Madrox] I can take a million dollars and just throw it away Cause it'll never replace a single ounce of my sanity
[Monoxide Child] I can be the last angel standing on top of the hill Or the green demon waiting on your window sill
[Jamie Madrox] And I can become an icon for the oppressed Cause their hearts still beating in their unforgiven chest
[Chorus x2] You Don't wanna be like (Me) Don't wanna be like You Don't Wanna be like (Me) Don't wanna be like And this is the mind of a serial killer
[Jamie Madrox] I can buy a shotgun from Target with attempts to set it off I can load that bitch in the parking lot and shoot that shit off
[Monoxide Child] And I can be the book of the dead, a vampire or a demon But either way your fucked, cause when I leave your not breathing
[Jamie Madrox] Well I can part the sea with the wand of a wizard And turn a hot day into a winter blizzard
[Monoxide Child] I can be an axe in the backs of people who wanna trash talk And leave your body slaughtered all over your momma's sidewalk
[Jamie Madrox] I can disappear into the air like a phantom in the night And I can die if I'm exposed to excessive sunlight
[Monoxide Child] And I can show you how to dig a bitches grave in less then 20 seconds And I'll shove that bitch in there and let her family get to guessing
[Jamie Madrox] I can grab you out of your world and show you horrible things And I can show you the terror that curiosity brings
[Monoxide Child] And I can be the last straw, that puts you over the edge And leaves eleven at your work place dead
[Chorus x2] You Don't wanna be like (Me) Don't wanna be like You Don't Wanna be like (Me) Don't wanna be like And this is the mind of a serial killer
You Me You And this is the mind of a serial killer You Me You And this is the mind...