I'm just a middle-aged middle-eastern camel-herdin' man I got a little 2 bedroom cave here in north Afghanistan Things used to be real nice and they got out of hand Since they moved in, they call themselves the Taliban Yeah, the Talibans, the Taliban, baby, oh yeah
Now I ain't seen my wife's face since they came here They make her wear a scarf over her head That covers her from ear to ear She loves the desert and the hot white sand But man she's just like me No she can't stand the Taliban, the Taliban, baby
But you know someday soon we're both gonna saddle up And it'll be ride, camel ride My old lady she'll be here with me just smilin' right by my side We should do just fine out around Palestine or maybe Turkmenistan We'll bid a fair adieu and flip the finger to the Taliban
I know where your coming from brother This is a patriotic love song So y'all feel free to salute if you want to
I'll give you permission
Now they attacked New York city 'cause they thought they could win Said they would stand and fight until the very bloody end Mr. Bush got on the phone with Iraq and Iran and said 'Now you sons-of-bitches you better not be doing Any business with that Taliban'
So we prayed to Allah with all of our might Until those big U.S. jets came flying in one night And they dropped little bombs all over their holy land Man you should have seen them run like rabbits they ran, the Taliban
But you know someday soon we're both gonna saddle up And it'll be ride, camel ride My old lady she'll be here with me just smilin' right by my side We should do just fine out around Palestine or maybe Turkmenistan We'll bid a fair adieu and flip a couple fingers to the Taliban We'll bid a fair adieu and give a big boner to the Taliban