Me And My Big Ideas Dreamt I found a million pounds On the London underground I spent it at London Zoo Maybe had a drink or two I think I need a holiday Butlins camp or St. Tropez I'll send a postcard if I can Hope I die before I get a suntan I'll buy Russia's nuclear weapons Maybe take some English lessons Take tea and cakes with Charles and Di Kiss a million boys and make them cry It's only me and my big ideas It's enough to drive you to tears