Metropolitan Glide Are you ready, are you ready Knocky Parker told Bowlegged Sal They all know how to kick it in Cal They're playing this dope and this Money tune Dancing baby with a 7 mile broom Things are bulging out the rafters Like **** Dddddown there at the Hush Hotel They're jumping right out of their Seats, dancing to the bran' new beat
Do... the Metropolitan Glide
The floor is polished and you Momma's gone You can quake and roll and moan 29 gypsies in a Caddilac stoned Turn off the ringer on your cellular phone Whip the air like a Rainbow Trout Drag your tail pipe till you bottom out
Do... the Metropolitan Glide
The low bottom of the china moon The black swan and the way too soon Ace pocket and teh dog bone gone The peacock and the mean black swan The rain shower and high heeled shoe Bombay money and I know I can do it The sink hole and the victory dance Its in the pocket in the real tight pants
Ddddo the Metropolitan Glide
Show your teeth bray like a falf You kill me with your machine gun laugh You make me trouble with the floor THat's creaking I've been ready to ka boom for a week Put on your stockings and your powder and blush Keep it all on the hush, hush, hush