Lose Lose Situation When we fall out I like to go driving in my car Listen to something ironic And end up in a bar
Get an earful of shit from a stranger Who's got a broken heart Weighing up what would be more painful, Staying with your man Or going back to her
Doesn't everybody feel this way sometimes? It's a lose-lose situation For a shitty little crime You can never win with women It's pointless trying to try It's a lose-lose situation till the day you die
Everybody knows the score She'll be crying to the mother-in-law And I'll be sleeping out with the dog Must give Interflora A call, a call, a call, a call...
Doesn't everybody feel this way sometimes? It's a lose-lose situation For a shitty little crime You can never win with women It's pointless trying to try
Then we make up I'm walking on egg-shells for a day And I'll clean the house In the hope that I might get a lay I've been back to that drunken stranger And something that he said 'You've made your bed so lie in it, She'll be quiet when your dead'
Doesn't everybody feel this way sometimes? It's a lose-lose situation For a shitty little crime You can never win with women It's pointless trying to try It's a lose-lose situation till the day you die
And it's a lose-lose situation till the day you die