I'll Bet He Was Cool Written：Darren Hayes/Daniel Jones
You know every once in a while I shoot the breeze, I spend my time I talk about silly things I'd like to talk about Jesus Christ 'Cause I wonder what would happen if He passed you by
Would you be scared? Would you believe in Him? Would you bust your asses to get Him institutionalized? Well, I bet He'd be cool I bet He'd be damn good looking I bet that He smelt divine I'm not talking about Calvin Klein's Obsession Just one of those people who smell good all the time There's no reason why...
What would He wear? Would He wear Tommy Hilfiger? Or prefer Urban Outfitted? I don't think so... See, I bet He liked Gaultier Although you'll never find him in it I bet He liked Gaultier
Lord, I need your protection, spend some time in my direction I need your protection, spend some time in my direction I need your protection, spend some time in my direction.
You know every once in a while
I shoot the breeze, I spend my time I talk about silly things And tonight I'd like to talk to you about Jesus Christ 'Cause I wonder how we'd deal if He just passed you by
I bet He'd be a star I bet my star wars figures He would be a movie star A Quentin Tarantino next-big-thing Prima Donna Then He'd appear on Oprah But you know what? I don't think so...
Could you imagine Him hanging Piccadilly Circus, Times Square, The walk of fame At Christies He could easily become a regular But you know what? I don't think so... I bet my speeder bike he'd turn his back on all of that
Lord, I need your protection, spend some time in my direction I need your protection, spend some time in my direction I need your protection, spend some time in my direction.
Some people have just got it You know, like standing next to Elvis Presley Well then multiply that feeling by one million And you'll know what I'm talking about
I'll bet He was cool Man I bet that cat was so damn good looking, baby, yeah