Surprise, Surprise 'Hey there love, let's get to catching up. 'Cause I been thinking those thoughts that must have slipped my mind that time that I left you there that night.' I replied, 'Let me remind you of the guy
you failed to mention all along. 'Cause your actions have consequences and these are them.'
[Chorus:] I'll be your friend in hell, until then I despise you. And I probably always will. I can't afford to make another mistake like this, 'Cause this is more than I can take. I don't mean to leave angry, this is by your own devise. I'm sure this comes as no surprise.
Hey there babe, don't mean to cut you off, but I've heard enough lies and you're dying to get caught. I'll let you go call all your friends. 'Oh my god! Let me describe to you this guy, his name is Ken, he's in this band that writes such, awful songs about me all the time.' You're goddamn right!
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Fine, just let me lie here for a while, 'Cause I'll be staying up, yeah hanging up all night. Oh, I'm spent with all intentions (of your bit?). To a hopeless case, to a sharp headache, to a choice you make To the reason why I, to the reason why I say.
[Chorus:] I'll be your friend in hell, until then I despise you. And I probably always will. I can't afford to make another mistake like you. I'm sure this comes as no surprise. I'm sure this comes as no surprise. Surprise, surprise.