Maureen I pick her up outside the station She's telling me about her spring vacation She's not leaving much to the imagination She's giving me way too much information
Maureen You don't know what you do to me I know you won't be true to me The least that you can do for me Is keep it to yourself I'm so sorry I don't mean to shout It's just that I can do without The details of your days and nights and your thoughts and dreams Maureen, Maureen, Maureen, Maureen, Maureen
Do you know what I mean Do you know what I mean Do you know what I mean
She calls me up at ten past midnight 'Cause she and some guy just had some big fight And I say ?well maybe he's just not all that bright? She tells me it's not his brain that she likes
M-M-M-M-M-Maureen You don't know what you do to me I know you won't be true to me The least that you can do for me
Is keep it to yourself I'm so sorry I don't mean to shout But really I can do without The details of your days and nights and your thoughts and dreams Maureen, Maureen, Maureen, Maureen
I know you think I'm just a friend But can we please just put an end To all the graphic imagery that you insist on feeding me I can't accept I'm not the one Who's getting to have all the fun Maybe that's what friends are for But I just can't take it any more
M-M-M-M-M-Maureen You don't know what you do to me I know you won't be true to me The least that you can do for me Is keep it to yourself I'm so sorry I don't mean to shout But really I can do without The details of your days and nights and your thoughts and dreams Can we keep it right Can we keep it clean Maureen, Maureen, Maureen, Maureen, Maureen