Ex-Girldfriend Club Hi Welcome to my ex-girlfriend club Have you met Allison, Emily, Christine, Daniella You said you give me a heart attack I got no style I'm strictly words Me got no style
Welcome to my ex-girlfriend club Help yourself to the salad bar I'm in a corner how am I gonna do it Don't know what else I can do
Rub a dub Rub a dub dub Welcome to my ex-girlfriend club
Have you met Deirdre, Dorothy, Esmorada I said you give me a heart attack
You wonder why I act like a fool Because you treat me like one
You're not home Oh I see how it is
Oh each one to one Why don't you say it to my face
My face turns pale when I get your emails You know where I live! You know where I live!
Oh it's me with my tail between my legs? Sorry! So you give me a heart attack
Me got no style I'm strictly words Oh then stop wanking Hi, Welcome to my ex-girlfriend club
How many ways could I express my love for you? I should've given her a good slap! Welcome to my ex-girlfriend club
Running around town with my head held down No feelings in my hands You're a bit too young to understand Don't be fooled by looks! I'm still Danny from the blocks
What time is it? Now I can't love We can still remember can't we I got an email today from puff daddy
He likes how I sing
Maybe I should get a tattoo and some bling bling!
So you give me a heart attack Rub a dub Rub a dub dub Welcome to my ex-girlfriend club Welcome to my ex-girlfriend club
All aboard Have a nice day, I'm gradually turning gay