John Who is the naughtiest child? Who drives their French teacher wild? And when he's telling you lies He looks you straight in the eye
Got kicked in the side In the side, it's the same again Got kicked in the hide Must be then, it was now and then
He's got the social disease J-J-J-John! Grass stains and cuts on his knees J-J-J-John! He won't listen to a word that you say J-J-J-John! He'll steal your daughters away
Got kicked in the side In the side, it's the same again Got kicked in the hide
Must be then, it was now and then
You took him home to meet your queen You know you didn't want to, know you didn't want to And lent him all your good CDs You know you didn't want to, know you didn't want to You said you were the only one You know you didn't want to, know you didn't want to They broke the mould for dear old John You know you didn't want to, know you didn't want to
Got kicked in the side In the side, it's the same again Got kicked in the hide Must be then, it was now and then