Christmas Blues Christmas is here, where did the time go? Got to load up the reindeer, put on my red suit and go I use to like christmas, but every year it gets worse Gettin' gift to six billion people is just too much damn work
Got the christmas blues, man this job is killin' me And most of these stupid new houses don't even have chimneys
I use to be jolly, now i'm depressed Had a twinkle in my eye, now i've got a bullet proof vest Cuz if the pace don't kill me, some gun totin' yahoo will They keep on shootin' at me like i'm some sort of big fat red criminal
Got the christmas blues, i'm starting to see That i gotta be some sort of loser to get paid in milk and cookies
Man, i hate kids, especially their letters Cuz i always give 'em some stuff, man, but they always say they want somethin' better Well, maybe i'm getting cranky cuz i'm gettin' old But i just feel like giving all them stupid little brats great big lumps of coal
I got the christmas blues, man, enough's enough Next year you can find some other sucker to deliver all this stuff I got the christmas blues, i tell you, i'm gonna quit Gonna find me a steady job with good benefits