Straight to DVD If they made a movie bout you and me It would go straight to DVD Though the music's good, but the acting's not There ain't no dialogue and there ain't no plot
If they made a film about me and you It would never get a good review You act so smooth in the steamy scenes But there ain't no fire you don't know what it means
The movie of you and me would go straight to DVD The story of you and me would go straight to DVD
Would it be a movie bout love or war We don't even know what we're fighting for It was sometimes good and sometimes great But mostly now it's like a boring date
The movie of you and me would go straight to DVD
The story of you and me would go straight to DVD
Now there are no surprises the temperature rarely rises Maybe we're just pretending there'll be a happy ending
If they made a movie bout you and me It would go straight to DVD Though the music's good but the acting's not There ain't no dialogue and there ain't no plot
The movie of you and me would go straight to DVD The story of you and me would go straight to DVD