'I,I,I,I'm not gay, I'm not gay' (2x) It's hard to be a guy like me, queer in Dallas closet-free So I moved to Austin just to see! Dressed in drag my ass got beat I'm a homo like a refuge, looking for that homo spree 'I,I,I,I'm not gay, I'm not gay' (2x) It's hard to be a homo, It's hard to be a homo It's hard to be a homo in the Lone Star State It's hard to be a homo, It's hard to be a homo It's hard to be a homo in the USA 'I,I,I,I'm not gay, I'm not gay' (2x) San Anton became my home but I felt just like a Greek in Rome So I moved to Houston for some tail but got beat up and thrown in jail
I'm a homo like a refuge, looking for that homo spree It's hard to be a homo, It's hard to be a homo It's hard to be a homo in the Lone Star State It's hard to be a homo, It's hard to be a homo It's hard to be a homo in the USA Naked in the retrograde It's hard to be a homo in the USA 'I,I,I,I'm not gay, I'm not gay' (4x) The queerest city in the Lone Star State is Lubbock Where I found my playmate One thing that I must proclaim 'I'm not gay' I just pretend I am when I'm drunk I have a girlfriend, I'm not gay 'I,I,I,I'm not gay, I'm not gay' (4x)