Cousins Why walk down the street when you can walk down the hall? Why walk down the street when you can walk down the hall? My dirty little secret You're so pretty and your hair smells like sex You're so pretty and your hands are wrapped around my You're so pretty and I can't wait for you to come knocking on my door, 3 a.m You're my dirty little secret Why walk down the street when you can walk down the hall? Why walk down the street when you can walk down the hall? Every summer you come, you make me come too Every summer you come You're my dirty little secret Dirty little secret Yes she is my second cousin, I'll bring the roses by the dozen Yes she is my second cousin I'll make her scream out 'shizen' Never seen love like a razor. Keep our secret out of danger This weekend we'll go camping, roll play I'll be the ranger Undress me now, 3 a.m., You're my dirty little secret Why walk down the street when you can walk down the hall?
Why walk down the street when you can walk down the hall? Every summer you come, you make me come too Every summer you come, You're my dirty little secret Keeping it in the family can be a great idea Though at times things can get a little tricky Making babies is a bad idea Maybe it would be born with rabies Making love has never been sweeter Though my dad would beat my ass on down Born with rabies, born with rabies, born with rabies You're my dirty little girl I wanna hide you away You're my dirty little girl Never seen love like a razor. Let's keep our secret out of danger This weekend we'll go camping, roll playing I' m the ranger Cou'sins together My dirty little secret