The Whole Damn Thing I got drunk and I ate a chicken I ate the chicken I found in my kitchen Not just the leg, and not just the wing I'll like to let you know I ate the whole damn thing
Well, I was pretty drunk, I must have been half-blind But when I found the chicken, I knew she was so mine I don't know where she'd come from, how long she's been But I ate her anyway because I was drinking and I didn't care
I got drunk and I ate a chicken I ate the chicken I found in my kitchen Not just the leg, and not just the wing I'll like to let you know I ate the whole damn thing
Well, it turns out she's been there for a while But it don't matter to me She was heading for the garbage
And the big bad bird was for me
I got drunk and I ate a chicken I ate the chicken I found in my kitchen Not just the leg, and not just the wing I'll like to let you know I ate the whole damn thing
Well, I'm sitting in my kitchen And I'm wondering where's my chicken I don't know what to do, I feel so alone 'Cause the only friend I have is a pile of chicken bones!
I got drunk and I ate a chicken I ate the chicken I found in my kitchen Not just the leg, and not just the wing I'll like to let you know I ate the whole damn thing