Always Right Don't tell me you couldn't do it I'm always right when I intuit God is in the things you love So don't you punch me with kid gloves And if you really wanted this You'd shake your life, you'd sell your kids And if you really wanted this then you'd admit I'm Always right (x4)
I can see your protestations As merely manipulations What you feel is not the issue You're so polite I want to hit you And hope that you'll retaliate And prove my fears legitimate I'd like to thank you, though it's trite, For assuring me I'm Always right (x4)
Worst offenders hide their crimes
As you've denied yours countless times So don't plead for a lighter sentence Be contrite and show repentance And demonstrate your love for me By handing me your diaries I'll skim them til I'm justified It says right here I'm Always right (x4)
Say what you like but I'm not listening My fangs are white and sharp and glistening You seem like my favorite grade I even earned this with straight As As God made Adam in his image You'll emulate me when I'm finished I'll give you the gift of light If you concede I'm Always right (x8)