Surprise, Surprise 作词：Michael Patrick Golla, Thomas David Gryskiewicz, Kenneth Robert Vasoli, Matthew Keenan Watts
'Hey there love, let's get to catching up 'Cause I been thinking those thoughts That must have slipped my mind That time, that I left you there that night'
I replied, 'Let me remind you of the guy You failed to mention all along 'Cause your actions have Consequences and these are them'
I'll be your friend in hell Until then I despise you And I probably always will
I can't afford to make another mistake like this 'Cause this is more than I can take I don't mean to leave angry This is by your own devise I'm sure this comes as no surprise
Hey there babe, don't mean to cut you off But I've heard enough lies And you're dying to get caught I'll let you go call all your friends
'Oh my God, let me describe to you this guy His name is Ken, he's in this band that writes Such awful songs about me all the time' You're goddamn right
I'll be your friend in hell Until then I despise you And I probably always will
I can't afford to make another mistake like this 'Cause this is more than I can take I don't mean to leave angry This is by your own devise I'm sure this comes as no surprise
Fine, just let me lie here for a while 'Cause I'll be staying up Yeah, hanging up all night
Oh, I'm spent with all intentions of your bit To a hopeless case, to a sharp headache To a choice you make To the reason why I, to the reason why I say
I'll be your friend in hell Until then I despise you And I probably always will
I can't afford to make another mistake like you I'm sure this comes as no surprise I'm sure this comes as no surprise Surprise, surprise