Chin Chin & Muck Muck When I was a young boy I had a lot of young boys And we taught each other dearly how to love
Now that I'm an old hag all I gots are things that sag But it really ain't so bad, no, it really ain't so bad
Look at the neighbors with their long blond hair Makin' their money at the Renaissance fair They live under your dress in a massengilic mess Singin' klang, bang, wang, I swear
The neighbors will hear you The neighbors will hear you The neighbors will hear you The neighbors will hear you
A glass eye tends to the garden in your breast singin' Mama, you're a dog too dull to bite My love's central sun hides her bells in emptiness I hung the hangman and I ain't afraid to fight
But he's gonna get me He's gonna get me He won't forget me He's gonna get me
Well, steal my, steal my face I do declare This might be a start of a new affair I'm gonna braid exotic birds in your hair How can I tell 'cause I see wildfire everywhere
But that gonna be some, be some
All my thoughts are hairs on a wild, wild boar Runnin' slowly down the lilac slope We're tryin' not to scare the sweet prairie hogs As we descend on them like vultures through the fog
Give heals time to wound as we lazily spoon Bend me over, bend back my bow And take a little and I'll grant you every wish Glue my belly to your gibbous rainbow