The Safecracker As fly to tarantula, as jugular to dracula To me in my ford spectacular, you'll be drawn I'll slash your masterpiece, the bits and pieces on your mantelpiece I'm in and out in no time.....the safecracker
Got impaled, on a nail, once I left a trail behind me A bloody tale, to no avail, better get cracking, it's not safe
The moon is a blabbermouth Who'll shop you in and catch you out But me and my thoughts spectacular won't be caught They call me thrifty, thrifty, I count out 2.50 A gallon'll get me to paisley, I'm a safecracker I'll use your tradesman's entrance, there's no danger there I'll wipe all trace away, I'll get clean away, the safecracker
Got impaled on a nail, once I left a trail behind me I'll end in jail if I fail, but I'll have all the time Gloves and rope, stethoscope, at tip-toe time I'll be at large
It takes a crook to know where to look Better get cracking
The moon is a blabbermouth Who'll shop you in and catch you out But me and my ford spectacular I'll be all right
Got impaled on a nail, once I left a trail behind me A bloody tale, to no avail, better get cracking It's not safe I'll land in jail if I fail, better get cracking It takes a crook to know where to look I'll have all the time I'll have all the time Better get cracking Better get cracking