Merry Christmas,Kiss My Ass They told me I was lucky To have my chance with you Now last year's summer romance Is this year's winter blues I treated you so nicely To jewelry and champagne But you left me empty handed, yeah You left me feeling plain Now I hope you're happy with yourself 'Cause I'm not laughing Don't you think it's kind of crappy what you did this holiday? When I gave you my heart You ripped it apart like wrapping paper trash So I wrote you a song Hope that you sing alone And it goes Merry Christmas Kiss my ass You say I'm losing my mind I thought that for a while I tear down decorations They remind me of your smile I hate that mistletoe It makes me think of our first kiss You bit my lip, you pulled me close And then you taught me how to quit Now I hope you're happy with yourself 'Cause I'm not laughing
Don't you think it's kind of crappy what you did this holiday? When I gave you my heart You ripped it apart like wrapping paper trash So I wrote you a song Hope that you sing alone And it goes Merry Christmas Kiss my ass So sick of calling you up Telephone me No; fuck you, girl I'm going out I gave you my all, but our love hit a wall now I'm jingle belling and everyone's yelling We'll drink till the bars shut us down Ain't that just what Christmas is all about? And I hope, hope you're happy with yourself 'Cause I'm not laughing Don't think it's so damn trashy what you did this holiday? I gave you my heart You ripped it apart like wrapping paper trash So I wrote you a song Hope that you sing alone Here it goes Merry Christmas Kiss my ass