Beyond the Pubyard I wake up in the toilets Stinking of alcohol Who am I? Can't remember Ain't sure I wanna know
The beer stains on my clothing Revealed by neon lights They tell me every morning Another thirsty night
A lover of bottles I am Been born here, grew up here, I'll die here The stuff in the sink is my brain My father smelled offensive My mother was a bitch But it was love at first drink They practiced what they preached
Refrain: Beyond the pubyard – outside I've never been Beyond the pubyard – my world's a drinker's dream Beyond the pubyard – I live my life in gin Beyond, beyond, beyond, beyond, beyond the pubyard
Hey barman, you're my hero One thousand liqueurs stock You make some crazy money
While drinking on the job
A lover of bottles I am Been born here, grew up here, I'll die here The stuff in the sink is my brain I have no use for clean air I don't like oxygen The cigarette smoke preserved me Just call me Boozer Man
Refrain: Beyond the pubyard – outside I've never been Beyond the pubyard – my world's a drinker's dream Beyond the pubyard – I live my life in gin Beyond, beyond, beyond, beyond, beyond the pubyard
I have no use for clean air I don't like oxygen The cigarette smoke preserved me Just call me Boozer Man
Refrain: Beyond the pubyard – outside I've never been Beyond the pubyard – my world's a drinker's dream Beyond the pubyard – I live my life in gin Beyond, beyond, beyond, beyond, beyond the pubyard