If i was washington Valleys would i forge for If i was a fat man Fun would i gorge for If i was gingus Gold would i horde for Wish i had a dollar a day
If i was a gouger Gouge would i wish for If i was a fisherman Fish would i fish for If i was a french whore Frenchies i'd dish for Wish i had a dollar a day
Turkeys are for flyin' Chickens are for eatin' I'm all for fun Fun's forbidden Forbidden's forgotten And forgotten's for gettin' I wish i had a dollar a day
Buzzards are for circling Circles are for heroes Heroes for floatin' Fiddles to nero Fingers for countin' Numbers for zero Wish i had a dollar a day
If i was washington Valleys would i forge for If i was a fat man Fun would i gorge for If i was gingus Gold would i horde for Wish i had a dollar a day
If i was washington I'd wear wood teeth If i was a policeman I'd walk me a stone beat If i was a singer I'd stop right now I wish i had a dollar a day