The Frug And I can do the frug I can do the Robocop I can do the Freddie I cannot do the Smurf And I can hate your girl I can tell you that she's real pretty I can take my clothes off I cannot fall in love
And I can do the frug I can do the Robocop I can do the Freddie I cannot do the Smurf
And I can watch TV I can shuffle up to Buffalo I can do a backbend I will not call you back And I can start a book I can make some mac and cheese
I can sleep twelve hours You'll never see my eyes
Chorus
And I can hate your girl I can tell you that she's real pretty I can take my clothes off I cannot fall in love You'll never see my eyes I will not call you back I cannot do the smurf I cannot fall in love I'll never fall in love I cannot fall in love...