Here Comes Bob When I spot a driver worth a second glance Foot to floorboard, impact soon achieved Here comes Bob! I ain't subtle in my ways of making friends Girl, this rubbled mess was caused by my neglect Of course, I'll pay and by the way, my dear Here comes Bob! I ain't subtle in my ways of making friends Sometimes I'll stoop to hitting Two-door coupes without the frills But that's just for casual acquaintances, For stripped-down thrills Your car, girl -or mine? It doesn't matter, doesn't matter, no But for affairs with staying power I go after limousines It's always nice if something big Is acting as your go-between And for group encounters I'll hit buses,
Mobile homes, or trains to Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania It's hard to make acquaintances in our big town Most eyes stare at nothing much at all But here comes Bob! I ain't subtle in my ways of making friends Friends, acquaintances! Instant adulation comes to some at birth Born to queens or corporate entities But here comes Bob! Someday they'll put me away I'll think back on active days Most were worth the minor scars Some were worth the damaged cars And the judge will say to me: 'Bob, you've got a bad means to a worthwhile end' Well, here comes Bob!