I'm A Rocker I got a 007 watch and it's a one and only It's got a i-spy beeper that tells me when you're lonely I got a batmobile so i can reach ya' in a fast shake When your world's in crisis of an impendin' heartbreak
Now don't you call james bond or secret agent man Cause they can't do it, like i can I'm a rocker, baby, i'm a rocker - every day I'm a rocker, baby, i'm a rocker
If you're hanging from a cliff or you're tied to the tracks, girl Columbo split and you can't find kojak True love is broken and your tears are fallin' faster You're sufferin' from a pain in your heart Or some other natural disaster
Now i don't care what kind of shape you're in
If they put up a roadblock, i'll parachute in I'm a rocker, baby, i'm a rocker - i'm in love I'm a rocker, baby, i'm a rocker - every day I'm a rocker, baby, i'm a rocker - with you
So you fell for some jerk who was tall, dark and handsome Then he kidnapped your heart and now he's holdin' it for ransom Well, like a mission impossible i'm gonna go and get it back You know i would'a taken better care of it, baby, than that
Sometimes i get so hot girl, well, i can't talk But when i'm with you i cool off , and i walk I'm a rocker, baby, i'm a rocker, and i talk I'm a rocker, baby, i'm a rocker, every day I'm a rocker, baby, i'm a rocker, every day