orgy for one ninja brian, i invited a large number of girls over here for an orgy, but the responses thus far haven't been what i'd hoped for
stacy had a headache jenny was in jail brenda had to work late kate was getting jenny's bail
angela got scurvy ashley caught a cold sally's dad exploded that's what i was told
michelle had to play checkers ann was baking pies wendy's dad exploded too that might've been a lie
pam had frisbee lessons stella had ballet now i'm by myself but i can have fun anyway, so….
dim the lights remove my tights
yeah! nobody showed but i'm gonna have some fun let's get this party started it's an orgy for one it's me and my hand and it's hotter than the sun so break out the tissues it's an orgy for one i'm workin' out my issues in an orgy for one
margaret's cat got nauseous jane was way too shy steve was not invited because he was a guy
claire was parasailing brooke said she was in space but it doesn't matter cause i'm rounding second base
all through the night my grasp is tight oh
i'm beating so hard you'd think i was a drum and i don't even care it's an orgy for one i'm here all alone and i'm tuggin on my plums it's not just it's an orgy for one it's a in' celebration it's an orgy for one
orgy for one orgy for one
sixty nine without the nine now pour the wine i'm mine all mine
i'm batting a thousand and nailing everyone thank you everybody at this orgy for one these pillows are stacked to look vaguely like a butt you know i'm goin for it, it's an orgy for one
my junk is getting sore and it's an orgy for one you know that i'll be scoring at the orgy for one